Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Final Big Brother finale and Ultimate Big Brother

Big Brother very much went out with a whimper last night, as the five bores were ejected one after another. Dave came second. A CREATIONIST at number 2. As Emma Kennedy tweeted "Hang your heads in shame".

Ultimate Big Brother ensued soon afterwards but no Jade Goody. Maybe they could pipe in her saying "Shilpa Fuckawallah, Shilpa Poppadoom" every so often... Oh, look, I know she's dead and I know that's sad but this whole martyr the racist thing's getting on my wick. Let's not forget who she was and what she did.

My Ultimate Big Brother housemates would be:
Caggy
Bubble
Gos
Kitten
Kinga
Les Dennis
Science
SHAHBAZ
Shabnam
Rex's girlfriend
Jo O' Meara
Sree
Sunshine
Cissy

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