Thursday, January 26, 2006

Wednesday Night's TV (25/1/06)

Lordy lord, so much to catch up on. Galloway was finally given his marching orders last night, having done more damage to his reputation in two weeks than a Repubican smear-campaigner could have done in two years. What an arrogant, vain, self-preserving, atavistic, double-dealing, word-twisting wally-tician he has shown himself to be. And what happened to his face during his incarceration? All the humanity drained from it and he was left with the dead, lifeless features of a salamander. George Galloway - defender of the weak. Unless they're women. The flip side of the coin to his cohort, Pete Burns - attacker of the weak. As long as they're women. Pete, who looks like Grandpa from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre after a vat of blood, doesn't deserve any more analysis than he's already had. He's an ugly man, in all senses of the word. I'm just thankful that, after Friday, I won't have to see the skein he calls a face any longer, and the chances of him having damaged my subconscious permanently are finally reduced. I do not want a lifetime of Burns dreams. At least I don't have to watch a Galloway habit that was genuinely starting to disgust anymore. When his back was against the wall, he would draw the tendrils of his moustache into his mouth and start to suck and bite on the hairs. Ugh. George's 'Tache. He clearly hasn't reflected on the direct link between dictators and upper lip hair, has he? Or maybe he has. Hitler, Stalin, Hussein, Mugabe...... Galloway. He's in as good political company out of the BB house, as he was in it. I can see Burns in an SS uniform. With accessories of course.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Telly Ellie, what are you going to review after Friday? Does anything out there in TV wilderness peak your interest? The Jeremy Kyle show perhaps?

Telly Ellie said...

I will review whatever I happen to alight on as I skim the cream of the 100 or so channels I have. America's Next Top Model started a new series about two weeks ago, although what can you really say about that except, "girls in next to nothing have their dreams crushed week-by-week and go back to Texas/Minnesota/Oklahoma for a lifetime of regrets and probable eating disorders." More 4 has to be the channel du jour - maybe I'll spend more time watching that once the live streaming's finished.